It seems appropriate, though I guess it really isn’t, to visit how our teams will be grouped on the day of the World Cup draw. It just happened to come out that way. (And I wish I could see Charlize Theron better in this photo, but hey.)
We have 54 teams, so either we go with six groups of nine, or nine groups of six. I opted to go with more groups and fewer teams. As for the schedules, more about that later, but I think each team will play 30 games, and then be flung into the knockout stages (more World Cup talk). I’m leaning toward keeping 32 of the 54 teams for the tournament.
I wanted to keep the teams in groups that made as much sense as possible geographically. I didn’t want any far-flung NFL-style divisions if I could help it. But we have 10 international teams, and only six of them can be in the international division. So it wasn’t going to work completely.
I also wanted to keep as much competitive balance as possible. New York and Pennsylvania, for instance, are neighbors, but it makes no sense for them to be in the same group because they’re two of the best teams overall. Splitting them up made things complicated because we have so many eastern states. So some groups, I’m afraid, are stronger than others; that’s why I’m leaning toward keeping more teams in the bracket.
So we did the best we could. Here are the groups:
PACIFIC: Alaska/Hawaii, California, Japan, Oregon, Washington, Yellowstone
SOUTHWEST: Arizona, Colorado, Louisiana, Mexico, Mountain West, Texas
GREAT LAKES: Canada, Dakota, Illinois, Indiana, Minnesota, Wisconsin
CAPITOL: D.C., Europe, Michigan, Ohio, Virginia, West Virginia
SOUTH: Alabama, Florida, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Tennessee
ATLANTIC: Delaware, Maryland, New Jersey, North Carolina, Pennsylvania, South Carolina
NORTHEAST: Connecticut, Maine, Massachusetts, New York, Rhode Island, Twin States
CENTRAL: Arkansas, Iowa, Kansas, Missouri, Nebraska, Oklahoma
INTERNATIONAL: Cuba, Dominican Republic, NJAA, Panama Plus, Puerto Rico, Venezuela
Well, I can hear everyone (if anyone is actually reading this) saying, “There isn’t a Great Lake near the Dakotas, is there?” or “Those teams in the Capitol Division make no sense” or asking other questions I can’t even think of here. I plead guilty and I can’t really think of a better name than Great Lakes.
I wanted to work it out to put Dakota in the division with the Plains teams, because that looks like it doesn’t have any bad teams in it. But it might be more fun to follow as a result.
And, like with the World Cup draw, some groups are going to be tougher than others. The “Group of Death” here might be the Atlantic, although Delaware and South Carolina probably aren’t going to scare too many people.
Next, we’ll take a closer look at each group, starting with that Atlantic bunch.